SCORE!!!! I AM NOW A PROUD MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI!!!
Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:00 AM
i've got my first meeting in a few minutes in an old abandoned train station. i'm so excited!!! i'll let you all know how it turns out!!!
so are you a member of the illuminati? what is it like? how many "strings" have you pulled? ritualistically murdered any nosy people before?? any cool illuminati stories to tell? i really want to know!!!
this thread is also for illuminati dating. unfortunately illuminati-dating.net is down atm so post you bio and pic's here and see if we can hook up. i am looking for stout white woman who loves mansions and cryptography.
Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:03 AM
Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:38 AM
i'm a robot is what the deal is
Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:41 AM
i'm a robot is what the deal is
Posted 01 April 2010 - 05:53 AM
also i translated what the ring says. it says I HAVE THE HORN ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. LIVE THE HORN, LOVE THE HORN. WALTER CRONKITE IS A SEX MACHINE.
fuck that. fuck the illuminati.
i'm going to join the knights templar or something instead. someone whose great icons aren't as likely to be covered in semen.
Posted 01 April 2010 - 06:12 AM
Posted 01 April 2010 - 11:55 AM
they said something in some language i didn't understand and then everyone pulled out their junk and started wanking to a giant gold statue of archie bunker. this is apparently all the illuminati do.
where do i sign
I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:54 PM
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 06:26 PM
Posted 01 April 2010 - 06:35 PM
That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.
We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:45 PM
it's not a secret anymore you treacherous demon!
it's a secret society for collaborative wanking.
expect 7-9 illuminati members at your residence within the next few minutes. enjoy the last of your breaths. i would recommend a last wank or two
Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:04 PM
Posted 02 April 2010 - 05:32 AM
We're not some super-secret sect of government overthrowing goat murderers. Ever heard of the Masons? Secret societies usually aren't that secret. The Illuminati isn't a particularly small organization, either, and I'm not sure why it has such a bad rap. I mean, I'm aware of all the bad press about us and shit, but why is it so readily believed? Some of the founding fathers were members of the Illuminati. So what? Some of them were Masons, too, back when we got along.
Most of what the Illuminati does is fundraising for charities. Like any group of our kind, we have members in fairly high places. It's not like every Illuminati knows every person who's in the Illuminati, though. You'd be surprised the number of rumours we hear, and the genuine shock when we learn certain famous people are Illuminated.
I don't know, I don't want to get all pissy anout the whole thing but Illuminati aren't so bad. We don't control the world bank or anything, those guys are just rich dicks. Yeah, some of those rich dicks are in the Illuminati, but so what? Every group has dickheads in it.
Speaking of dickheads, does anyone else get the distinct impression that Yugoslavian Ghoul is a real dickhead in real life? Because I get that distinct impression. Seriously:
all we got locally is the masons and I fuck with them sometimes. Last halloween I saw some of them dressed up in fancy dresses and powdered wigs so I screamed profanities at some old white fat lady and acted like I was horny for her.
What are you, a Brazilian youth? Real fucking clever, bro, let's go throw back some brews.
edit: I guess if you guys have any serious questions about us I can try to answer them. I don't know everything, but I'm in contact with a chapter head and I can relay the questions to her and the answers back to you guys.
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