Jump to content


Photo

Fifty shades of grey


  • Please log in to reply
232 replies to this topic

#1 Farren

Farren

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • 6518 posts
  • LocationNorthwest Florida

Posted 23 June 2012 - 04:27 AM

Explain to me A) why this fucking garbage is selling so much? and B)who is largly buying it?

I'm assuming women. Please tell me I am wrong about this.

what the fuck is wrong with people

The Fifty Shades trilogy was developed from a Twilight fan fiction originally titled Master of the Universe and published episodically on fan-fiction websites under the pen name "Snowqueens Icedragon". The piece featured characters named after Stephenie Meyer's characters in Twilight, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.


Its gonna be a looooonnnng night...


DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

#2 scoby

scoby

    I don't really like lots of stuff

  • Salty Members
  • 6655 posts
  • Locationcrab nebula

Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:16 AM

wikipedia says something about viral marketing, but doesn't elaborate upon it

#3 tuxedo marx

tuxedo marx

    Advanced Member

  • Salty Members
  • 5624 posts

Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:58 AM

sexy books for moms

#4 Farren

Farren

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • 6518 posts
  • LocationNorthwest Florida

Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:14 AM

The plot traces the relationship between recent college graduate Anastasia Steele and manipulative billionaire Christian Grey. Steele is required by Grey to sign a contract allowing him complete control over her life as well as a non-disclosure agreement, something that he's required from all of his previous submissives. Upon learning that she is a virgin, Grey agrees to have sex with her in order to prepare her for later encounters, fully intending that the contract would be signed. As she gets to know him, she learns that his sexual tastes involve bondage, domination, and sadism, and that childhood abuse left him a deeply damaged individual. In order to be his partner, she agrees to experiment with BDSM, but she struggles to reconcile who she is (a virgin who has never previously had a boyfriend) with whom Christian wants her to be, his submissive and a to-do-with-as-he-pleases partner in his "Red Room of Pain".


Its a twilight esque cliche' ass erotic novel about a young girl being manipulated and victimized by a disgusting piece of shit to prepare her for sexual relationships with other men.

I haven't read it because the premise in itself made me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit. Its more submissive mysogonistic garbage like twilight except presented in the form of "women porn"
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

#5 Farren

Farren

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • 6518 posts
  • LocationNorthwest Florida

Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:16 AM

Fifty Shades of Grey has topped best-seller lists in the US, the UK and around the world.[1][2] The series has sold around ten million copies worldwide, with book rights having been sold in 37 countries,[3] and set the record as the fastest-selling paperback of all time surpassing the Harry Potter series.


DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

#6 bonzi_buddy

bonzi_buddy

    Kaiser

  • Salty Members
  • 2965 posts
  • Locationswimming, with my obv. blue towel on my neck

Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:24 AM

Ah, this brave new world...! EDIT ahahah the description!! i really like this brave new world, moms buy this book so so should u! fill your dreams dirty mom/this is hip among moms now (contains anime misognytist hentaiporn storylines, feats edward cullen sephiroth zlavoj zizek as feat characters)

EDIT2 honestly, i guess i could use this... english idiom or whatever I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS, like jesus if you saw my recent post you should know that right now im in a strange mood/strange half-dream mode or whatever. bonzi "aboriginal" buddy, life is really just a sleepwalk...

#7 tuxedo marx

tuxedo marx

    Advanced Member

  • Salty Members
  • 5624 posts

Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:25 AM

sexy_mom_ebooks

#8 bonzi_buddy

bonzi_buddy

    Kaiser

  • Salty Members
  • 2965 posts
  • Locationswimming, with my obv. blue towel on my neck

Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:28 AM

catamites, maybe you should use this opportunity to buff your game/ i think it would be fitting for this day. the magical midsummer's day, "fifty shades of gey (Whops grey, freud...?) and bonzi dreams", act 1. it's like some game intro/beginning part, it's very moetic. poetic.

#9 bonzi_buddy

bonzi_buddy

    Kaiser

  • Salty Members
  • 2965 posts
  • Locationswimming, with my obv. blue towel on my neck

Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:30 AM

also yo Farren, sorry if this seems brutal/too honest or intrusive but are you okay? like when i saw you frequenting again i thought that maybe you have become bored/anxious again or something. you still on that ship (i really have no idea how long you stay on that ship/what are the cycles or anything). i guess the bottom line of thoughts/the ground revealing under the layer of shit is that i hope you are okay, gimme a piece of ur mind or life...


EDIT really, life is just a sleepwalk. you can do anything u want, like take over this topic for whatever strange/rdiiclous discussion. strange sudden urge for gardening. sorry go on

#10 Farren

Farren

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • 6518 posts
  • LocationNorthwest Florida

Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:35 AM

I'm fine dude, I just post alot when I'm at work because theres not alot to do here. When I post less I'm usually at home cus the net was off. I'm actually feelin pretty good but I dunno shit like this fucks me up in the head.

Its also because I'm sober when I can't smoke something I think too much and can't really turn my brain off unless I'm tired.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

#11 Farren

Farren

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • 6518 posts
  • LocationNorthwest Florida

Posted 23 June 2012 - 12:01 PM

Here is some totally offensive humor:

A recent influx of marital separations have left lawmakers asking questions. Women everywhere have been lining up to become single again. A recent poll as to why these women are seeking liberation from the married life has yielded disturbing results.

The polls were ran with the following options A) Adultury B) Income and C) Boredom but because of a pattern of oddly consistant replies a fourth entry had to be added to the poll D) Pussy assed bitches.

The women wouldn't go into explicate detail. But apparently, they feel that the manhood of their would be lovers have apparently faltered as a result of persistant requests made by the ladies during intimacy being denied. As a result, predominantly middle aged women everywhere are lining up and filing for divorce proceedings. It must be noted that an alarming rate of these participants were wearing studded collars and revealing leather apparel. All of them had a copy of the 2012 erotic fiction "50 shades of grey".

On an unrelated note, the newly released film "Fuck her like the little whore she is" by XXX entertainment is number one in the box office today...


DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

#12 Farren

Farren

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • 6518 posts
  • LocationNorthwest Florida

Posted 23 June 2012 - 12:06 PM

The erotic fiction novel, "50 shades of grey" has been recently been featured on oprah's book club.

To commemerate this event Oprah stuck a rubber gag in her mouth and demanded that Dr. Phil "Ride her like a fatass pony" on national television. Everyone in the audience was given a complementary 12-inch barbed dildo, personally signed by E.L. James.


O.J. Simpson has been voted the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive

He was unaminously nominated for the award after the release of his new fictious novel "50 Different Gloves That Don't Fit". The novel describes in great detail Simpson's various sexual expeditions including how he "Choked a bitch one time while he was fuckin her till she turned blue."

Women everywhere are lining up at the Lovelock detention center in Lovelock, Nevada where simpson is currently being incarcerated for book signings.


I originally wrote them all on facebook. I don't know very many pent up soccer moms but I'm hoping maybe it'll snowball and piss them off.

Fucking garbage ass shit

NUMBER ONE FASTEST SELLING BOOK IN THE WORLD

fucking hell
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

#13 Vellfire

Vellfire

    TV people want to leave

  • Salty Members
  • 14593 posts
  • LocationKentucky

Posted 23 June 2012 - 12:42 PM

c;ool

I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
BRRING! BRRING!
Hello!  It's me, Vellfire!  FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! ... Bye!  CLICK!  @gidgetnomates


#14 dada

dada

    VILLAIN

  • Administrators
  • 17457 posts
  • Locationsuperhell

Posted 23 June 2012 - 01:45 PM

*misogynistic jokes*

I originally wrote them all on facebook. I don't know very many pent up soccer moms but I'm hoping maybe it'll snowball and piss them off.


Yeah thanks, that really helps.


#15 Ragnar

Ragnar

    Advanced Member

  • Salty Members
  • 11338 posts
  • Location[color=red][size=25pt][B]??????[/B][/size][/color]

Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:03 PM

Edit: speaking of VIRAL things

for whatever reason I'm pissed about that grandma who got $500000 in donations even though it sounds great on the surface I hate how due to one video people are suddenly awakened from their sleepwalk like wow some people are oppressed and shit?? I never knew that drinks a mccafe Like logically other people have way worse problems than being harassed on bus like think for 5 seconds and there are QUADRUPLE AMPUTEES and CHILD SOLDIERS etc. but I guess the medium is the message or something... strongly believes in Youtube conspiracy video because the spooky music made you feel strongly also the narrator is official-sounding. Not that people shouldn't do nothing for the grandma just people randomly being motivated pisses me off. Kony video comes out and suddenly people realize Africa exists. Donate to Oxfam or Ox Nards or whatever and give to many poor starving grandmas as a surrogate for the Youtube grandma who is obviously the only grandma in the world

Edit: Also world focuses all their anger on Sandusky go get angry at a bunch of pedophile priests but wait that's more than one person so it's all non-specific-y how can I get angry/feel for more than one person at a time... math is hard. World events are just a vehicle for middle-class people's personal catharsis anyway

Edit: I dunno maybe it's because grandma you can personally see having those problems or it could be your grandma, it is beyond my capacity to imagine problems like being a modern-day slave or something therefore it doesn't exist really kind of well fuck you btw

Edit: So is our generation just more in tune to this stuff or what? Because my dad is oblivious when certain things are said on tv like 10 people die a second due to malaria when I just ASSUME this shit by now and it'd be surprising if that WASN'T the case. In the time to make this post 48395 girls had their genitals chopped up probably because of God or something and yet atheists are beyond some people's comprehension. Or at least like understand if people believe in one of those old religions where God is an asshole and causes volcanoes just because. Also gay marriage "marriage should be between a man and a woman for procreation" blah blah blah I seriously want to start a mock campaign supporting traditional marriage because when a penis is inside a vagina God is happy or just sing that Monty Python song 'every sperm is good' because it's basically like how Easter symbols like bunnies are all pagan and based on fertility and now that it's not a SURVIVAL thing 'God wants you to make a lot of babies' which is sort of the message is kind of weird

seriously let's go around waving signs "I support traditional family values which are penises inside of vaginas not penises inside of penises or however that works" also only gay MEN exist because they're ickier to think about. Or like can I hire Anonymous for this to be their next thing. Legions of Guy Fawkes masks in front of the vatican waving signs with diagrams of how God wants you to do sexy times. Haha to illustrate better like have them in tears over how beautiful the act of procreation is like some realllllly really ugly straight people doing it and be like "this so very beautiful truly only God could've created such a glorious thing" then have a picture of two very attractive gays/lesbians on the other side and then everyone shrinks away and hisses oh god it's so hideous I can't look

Edit: ahaha sorry if I'm a little DARK

#16 DDay

DDay

    Dead man

  • Salty Members
  • 3934 posts
  • LocationDead man

Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:18 PM

A book about bondage what a joke. But 50 shades grey sounds like it should be about something evil how about this author of a crappy book. call your next book 50 shades of slutty pink material. go on selling more fucking books.

Really I think it's just crazy why this book sells. I can't find any rash explanation of it.

DDay is Dead  I am a dead man typing

 

DDay22.png?1386551622784


#17 scoby

scoby

    I don't really like lots of stuff

  • Salty Members
  • 6655 posts
  • Locationcrab nebula

Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:49 PM

ugh I didn't know it was like that. cool that the only thing anyone ever said about it is that "it's erotic" as if this should be controversial at all, rather than "this is a fanfic about romanticized rape and slavery"

#18 thecatamites

thecatamites

    Advanced Member

  • Salty Members
  • 1584 posts

Posted 23 June 2012 - 06:04 PM

i thought "recent college graduate Anastasia Steele and manipulative billionaire Christian Grey" was really good and probably all you need to know. power names. top whitest names discovered by a mom. ayn rand the JEW can only look envious at these powerful+rugged names. tales from the dynasty dimension. we transcended her. this is it.

Posted Image


#19 thecatamites

thecatamites

    Advanced Member

  • Salty Members
  • 1584 posts

Posted 23 June 2012 - 06:09 PM

a hell of a lot hangs on who gets cast as Blake Carrington in that new Dynasty series, that's all i'm about to say. . . . .

edit: wait, it turns out i was thinking of dallas but i dont know if there's any difference between these. foreigner...

#20 Warped655

Warped655

    Scanner

  • Salty Members
  • 3516 posts
  • LocationSouthern Indiana (unfortunately)

Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:26 PM

Had not even heard of this until yesterday when it was mentioned on a Sinfest comic. Only now have I learned that its so popular.

Skimmed the Wikipedia page. Little depressed that its the fastest selling book ever. However, as far as I can tell, its just a bad to mediocre erotic novel. I don't understand the hubub for it or against it.

And surely we've had books/novels that describe niche fetishes or brutal sex in great detail before, so I can't imagine it actually introduces anything new.

sig.gif





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users