*peeks from the slit between closed, barred windows*
s-stranger... you made a 'WRONG TURN'... TURN 'BACK'.... quick while yi can...
*Eyes looks hella angry at rightfully astonished NeoJuice who doesn't know how to react to this fucken weirdo, then disappears into darkness. a second later door opens with several clicks and odd sounds, huge metal door opens, an arm pulls you into the darkness*
pst... they used to call me 'BONZI BUDDY'... do you recognize me?
*points itself, an handsome, buff man, with perfectly neon-turquoise furry-browns and neon-turquoise spiky hair, with a huge, rolled dark blue towel on his neck. he's naked*
it's Ok if you don't... i used to be a PURPLE ORANGUTAN'... don't worry, i'm still 'YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE INTERNET!' ... i help you with however i can...
this... this 'UGLY, TERRIBLE PLACE' *spits bitterly on ground, throws a dart on a picture with thousands of tiny dart holes, with letters 'D A D A' written on it* used to be called *gulps openly, licks dry lips, panickedly peeks around in case anybody listens, listens to silence, makes several prayers, practises shadow jabs a couple of times in case of sudden ambush, pulls and puts away combat knife testingly several times, hesitates a couple of seconds,* 'GAMING WORLD'... ancient texts said that 'The Wilde Peopele ofe The Oldene Webe 1.0. Dayse'... used to make something...
*looks utterly confused at the old manuscript, rechecks several times*... something called... 'SNES-ERA JAPANESE ROLE-PLAYING GAMES' with a 'D.I.Y ETHOS'? what the fuck? is that some weird asian porn? a-anyways... by strange turn of events... it's all laid waste, desolate, barren.... if you roam the underground 'ARCHIVES', it's been said a lot of topics can be found there (nay, don't even bother, all valuables have been SURELY raided already... give it up...)... they say ancient weapon 'RM2K' can be found in the depths of the web archives, somewhere, with untold power... 'LA LI LU LE LO'...
so in turn: please help, stranger!! do something!! it's horrible!! these days, this place is called SALT WORLD and everything is replaced by Salt!!! I hate salt!!! But am forced to learn everything about it!! PLEASE HELP!!!! AAA *sudendly explodes from inside to out, the blood... is... m-mixed with dry salt?!? you feel nauseus...you sudendly feel a taste of salt in your mouth... o-oh no... you feel the horror and salt engulfing you...*