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[petertohen]

<p>I REALLY ENJOY CARPETING</p>

[Hempknight]

more like joe hoe-gan amirite?

[bonzi_buddy]

brother couldn't have said better even if i tried (and i know myself and my limits very well, DO NOT TRY TO ARGUE ME ON THIS)

[crone_lover720]

I too enjoy hearing from an adult man spring forth (inexcusably) a toddler's first thoughts on very basic and stupid conceptions on life, masticated over painfully long periods of time before reaching an unsatisfying conclusion that makes you wanna shout some obvious, integral but overlooked point at the screen or radip or w/e

 

though maybe my idea of a truly Powerful Joe Rogan Experience is wrong, I dunno, that's ok

 

who is the average JR listener though? a white teenage thru underdeveloped mid thirties male, started drugs early, plays GTA, has played at least one COD, likes action movies, probably calls himself a centrist or a libertarian but hates socialism regardless, had a wallpaper of a hot car or motorcycle on his computer at one point, has lots of opinions about alimony, is racist but only vocalizes it around his bros, maybe went to college but either didn't like it at all or fashioned himself a party boy, has a photo on facebook of the punisher comic book character logo overlaid on the thin blue line flag? ya prolly

 

tbf I cheated on some of those, clicked a random user on his Chris Stapleton video and found a young gentleman with a "/pol/" playlist that contained a video asserting that africans uh, it's not worth repeating it. fuck that miserable cuss tho

[Hundley]

when the last breath of life is exhaled from my worthless corpse, and i descend into the abyss, ready to vanish forever into the infinite ether, i shall be brought face to face with the previous unseen, unheard, unfelt, and unsuspected almighty. it will look down on me, a scowl of unimaginable consternation, and proclaim YOU, WHO THINKS THAT YOUR PUNISHMENT OF SENTIENCE IS OVER, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT FORM.
 
i will gaze fearlessly into the face of my tormentor, and say.......
 
i wish to be reborn as the sort of person who joins a message board specifically to link to joe rogan's website

[Red Chaos]

 SEX,

 

My interset........... Is piqued lol

[jamie]

more like joe hoe-gan amirite?

 

i like the sound of this joe hoe-gan customer.

[astralojia]

I like the part in where he talks with that one guy who was on kids in the hall about never getting married. Good advice.

[Mope]

Is this about onnit?

And if so do they make a supplament for erectile dysfunction?

Asking for a friend...

Also, I read that they put horse testosterone in the powder so you can feel like the star of your own action movie.

Called bojack horsed!ck

[Ragnar]

Called bojack horsed!ck

 

hot

[Ragnar]

thom yorke queefing into different sized barrels

 

Edit: 

[Mope]

After further contemplation I think you just have to be really, really high to appreciate Joe Rogan.

He's a national wonder. It's like if howard stern wasn't such a douche bag ugly motherfuckin sex addict and actually talked about various subjects instead of queefing.

I don't know if I count as one of those white kids because I don't take any of it seriously or intellectually engaging. Kind of infotainment.

I also get really high and watch that ancient alien guy but that is strictly for comedic purposes.

It'd be cool to have someone a little more qualified or brilliant do something similar. I reckon that's what "star talk" is but less humor.

[Mope]

Also I miss the fuck out of Hundley's narrative that was incredible

[crone_lover720]

You're not one of those white guys Mope, wouldn't be spotted with a thin blue line punisher skull for one

 

that's probably the only way to listen to his stuff, or maybe if you're really interested in the person he's talking to and can put up with his commentary and comedy. he does get a lot of right wing political morons on tho and lets them prattle on generally unchallenged, which might not be a great reason to steer away from something really high-quality but we don't have that problem here

 

I see he just had Artie Lange on so I might check it out when my physical body and the right half of my brain are at work