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#1 Kezay

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 07:30 AM

So yeah, perusing Neogaf I came across the title of this game and was like "WTF" but interested nonetheless so I clicked in and checked out what is apparently an upcoming Nintendo DS shooter (think in the style of Sin and Punishment) where you play as one of two fictional characters (a gun-toting Little Red Riding Hood or shuriken tossing Peach Boy) and pretty much traverse an awesomely perverted world of fairy/folk tale elements and hordes of the undead.  Check the official site for more info as well as pics of the main characters and enemies including small descriptions and bios for them.  And yeah, according to the publisher's press release it seems Pinnochio is now a bloody thirsty cyborg among other things and considering Red's grandmother, the story is likely not going to end the same way.  :cool:

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http://www.gammicken...ent.com/zombie/

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#2 Mongoloid

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 08:25 AM

That's so wierd, and awesome.

The other day I said something my friend misunderstood for "Barbeque Zombies," and we laughed because are Barbeque Zombies zombies that eat barbeque, or zombies that have been barbequed?

But as far as this game goes, the concept is cool, but I really think they could've put more thought into the characters and plot.

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 09:26 AM

That character art alone makes this game shit in my eyes. I mean Jesus it's a fucken kids story, I would have never pictured Red Riding Hood to be.. slutty!?

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 09:49 AM

wow thanks tim burton/american mcgee/massive cocks of the world.
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 10:39 AM

hot

always needs more tits


but where is her hood


ps: kezay will you ever stop saying jawesome

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 12:33 PM

are you kidding me


all it would take is an old man's slight cough to move her outfit enough to show her entire vagina

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 12:39 PM

guys i'm pretty sure this ISN'T a serious game


why do I say this, well, maybe because you're FUCKING LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SHOOTING ZOMBIES

basically, its the storyline of a shitty flash game, only you pay for this
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 12:45 PM

guys i'm pretty sure this ISN'T a serious game


why do I say this, well, maybe because you're FUCKING LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SHOOTING ZOMBIES

basically, its the storyline of a shitty flash game, only you pay for this


Doesn't mean it shouldn't have some sort of QUALITY to it.

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 12:53 PM

have you played the game yet? maybe its as addicting as Phoenix Wright...or maybe it sucks as much as...a game that isn't Phoenix Wright.......idk point is its basically a mockery of fantasy/zombie/shooter games and it doesn't care about doing stereotypical things like having sexy female protagonists and ROIDS RAGE male characters.

at least, that's my take on it but yeah lets judge something by appearances only
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#10 Dale Gobbler

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 02:23 PM

After watching the intro, and looking at the game info. It looks like a zombie shooter with Little Red Riding Hood tacked on. Hey this lil' hottie main character is dressed in red, let's say she's Little Red Riding Hood. Their are 2 main characters, the other one is a ninja looking girl.

EDIT: The ninja looking person is actually a guy, but his chibi image looks female.

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 03:01 PM

"Finally - a videogame that livens up those dull fairy tales of our youth." -- IGN

"Dangerous, sexy, and sporting double D's - this is a Little Red Riding Hood I can love!" -- Gamespot's Damian "The Fonz" Foster

"These aren't your parents fairy tales." -- Promotional Material courteousy of Nintedo of America

"Over 25 hours of zombie frying mayhem" -- Back of the box


WHY SO SERIOUS HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 03:10 PM

have you played the game yet? maybe its as addicting as Phoenix Wright...or maybe it sucks as much as...a game that isn't Phoenix Wright.......idk point is its basically a mockery of fantasy/zombie/shooter games and it doesn't care about doing stereotypical things like having sexy female protagonists and ROIDS RAGE male characters.

at least, that's my take on it but yeah lets judge something by appearances only


It's not out yet.  There is NOTHING ELSE TO JUDGE IT BY.


The gameplay doesn't look like anything special going by the site.

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 03:52 PM

That character art alone makes this game shit in my eyes. I mean Jesus it's a fucken kids story, I would have never pictured Red Riding Hood to be.. slutty!?


Well, to be fair, in the original fairy tale (at least, I'm pretty sure it was Little Red Riding hood), she does have sex with the wolf before the woodsman arrives.
So I guess she was originally kinda whore-y.
Also, just looking at her 'chibi' image makes me feel like a pedophile  :blarg:
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 04:28 PM

Eh, what they should do is rather than using the story of Little Red Riding hood appeal to pedophiles, use the fairy tale as a vehicle on which to tackle the subject of pedophila itself.

Although this seems more of a "where can I find someone to play the typical lead female role" for a game soley based on it's premise/setting. (That isn't even that original in the first place). I've got no reason to look forward to this, but maybe the execution of the game itself makes up for the poorly inspired concept.

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 04:33 PM

Well, to be fair, in the original fairy tale (at least, I'm pretty sure it was Little Red Riding hood), she does have sex with the wolf before the woodsman arrives.
So I guess she was originally kinda whore-y.

wait what?  :sad: please tell me you were reading some sort of fan fic  :fogetsad:
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 05:29 PM

Well, to be fair, in the original fairy tale (at least, I'm pretty sure it was Little Red Riding hood), she does have sex with the wolf before the woodsman arrives.


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Original? Where did you hear/read this?

#17 Kezay

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 06:32 PM

Well, I'm not expecting a GotY here, but the game just sounds pretty damn hilarious and I'm not exactly averse to the kind of shooter design it has. (well, save for that one alien game on the GCN which kind of sucked)  It seems kind of obvious that it's more of a comedy effort than anything else.  I mean, come on now, Cyborg Pinnochio?

@ Mr. L

I haven't used the word in a long time actually... or at least long enough where I don't remember using it in some time anyway.  And yeah, now that you pointed it out, I noticed that there is indeed no hood.  Hrmmmm....

#18 Mince Wobley

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 06:49 PM

It looks like Shock Troopers 2 only not as good
Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)


I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

#19 Rajew

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 06:49 PM

BravoSector and Redscythes: Learn your fairy tale origins, guys. I'm sure wikipedia has info on this stuff.
I thought everybody knew Little Red Riding Hood slept with the wolf :(

(to be honest, she may not have actually had sex with him, just gotten naked and jumped under the covers, before realizing it was a wolf? Which still raises the question, why almost sleep with your grandma?)
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#20 Mince Wobley

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 06:52 PM

Because this is what primitive people did in the past rajew, it wasn't considered pedophilia yet
Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)


I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb




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