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#41 Ragnar

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 08:43 PM

One of the worst movies I've ever taken the time to watch would be Balls of Fury. The plot is a generic "sport comedy" and it even fails at that. The wasn't a single funny part, and the dialogue was just embarrassing. The main character himself pretty much mumbles throughout the whole movie and has like no emotion whatsoever. I think the only reason I kept watching was the fact that was so bad.

The only good thing about this piece of crap was Christopher Walken.


fact if a comedy movie has a half-hour special on comedy central it almost always is a comedy in name only

if the movie is ON Comedy Central it will be not just unfunny but literally depressing and stuff

do they have anything other than South Park and what ever happened to Chappelle btw


yeah and I pick X-Men 3. That dude who became multiple versions of himself was so cheesy and awesome

Edit: Honestly most bad movies I know were MST3k



apparently this is the movie movie, not the mst3k episode but it still has some good stuff (rock n'roll martian)

it's also a kid's movie apparently even though lots of things die

there was a movie called The Hellcats too that was like really confusing biker movie from the 70's but the full movie is gone from youtube which sucks because I wanted to post up this part where this hippie dude falls into a lake and yells something completely incomprehensible and I sampled it once because it's like I don't even think he speaks any human language. That eyepatch chick from Kill Bill is in it too

http://pub.gamingw.n...ddechildren.wav < I still have the WAV on my hard drive

I also have a VHS copy of Space Mutiny but I dunno that was just a bad movie it wasn't like fucking weird like that Merlin movie

I like the episodes where there was just a lot of completely bizarre moments like what were these people on

Edit: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank was a pretty bizarre one too, I almost wanted to make a game based on it once, like make it a futuristic game but the future is totally like /that/. And you collect flavo-fibes for energy and buy things with hypercredits

#42 Dulcinea

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 02:40 AM

Aha! So that's how you embed.


Once again, when SFX become dated:



And another bad movie:



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Posted 27 April 2009 - 03:45 AM

i read the novelization of that. my favorite part was when he was looking at fabric tags and thought they said satan instead of satin

they spent a really long time on 'my own grandpa'

clash of the titans is not so bad as to be terrible. there's a version of the trojan war story that is though, it's like kidz bop troy. broccoli has a major role. it is pretty terrible.

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 07:43 AM

I think Starship Troopers deserves a spot in this topic.


It's a pretty bad movie, but I've yet to meet someone who didn't like it.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:53 AM

im not sure of starship troopers counts.  it was bad but it was also a satire and clearly kind of A JOKE and it was based on a dick novel that was probably even more of a satire so yeah.

#46 Frisky SKeleton

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 12:05 PM

yeah anything with neil patrick harris is horrible ironic hipster horrible

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 12:54 PM

this was genuinely good to me when i was a kid buuuuuuut

watching good burger now falls into this category

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 12:58 PM

You leave kenan and kel alone.

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 01:12 PM

what man i love kenan and kel that was not a negative comment at all


i just mean it's not AMAZING CINEMA, but still gr8 to watch

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#50 jamie

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 01:14 PM

I just didn't like the tone of that comment or where things were headed.

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 01:15 PM

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#52 Artis Leon Ivey Jr

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 02:55 PM

starship troopers is definitely a parody. like I think the BOOK is a parody too. it's...is it a libertarian society or a fascist one? I can't remember, but yeah it was LAMPOONING just about as much as it was glorifying. some of you don't know what TERRIBLE movies are!

also this is maybe a HARUMPH thing to say but a lot of the MST3K movies are kind of boring bad to me as opposed to bad bad. OH DUDE

WATCH KILLA SEASON

ahahaha that movie OWNS but it's long as hell but holy shit watch killa season it's on youtube.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 03:10 PM

What the hell is that?! Why did Will Smith ruin the party by peeing on that other dude? Why are they screaming that they're in a nigga's ass?! There's too much gangsta talk for me to process. Is it a real movie or some school project?

#54 Dulcinea

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 05:35 PM

yeah anything with neil patrick harris is horrible ironic hipster horrible



What about Dr Horrible?

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 06:07 PM

im not sure of starship troopers counts.  it was bad but it was also a satire and clearly kind of A JOKE and it was based on a dick novel that was probably even more of a satire so yeah.

Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers. Which might make it not a satire.
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#56 Frisky SKeleton

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 06:56 PM

What about Dr Horrible?

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do you think dr horrible wasn't?


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#57 headphonics

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:38 PM

Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers. Which might make it not a satire.

whoops guess i got confused!  thats uh.... definitely weird as a serious, nonsatirical story!

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:44 PM

it's not horrible ironic hipster horrible. it's maybe slightly bad ironic hipster horrible. horrible ironic hipsters would probably be disdainful of dr. horrible.

#59 Frisky SKeleton

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:42 PM

i was saying the horrible things neil patrick harris are in is ironic hipster horror rather than uwe boll horror

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:46 PM

Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers. Which might make it not a satire.

Dude, why the hell do you always do this shit jesus

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